You walk around like that and no one's ever fucked you? My brother's already got a dick

You don't have to fuck this! I'd rather fuck you with my hand

Wow! It's my first time having sex and I got knocked up right away, bro, you're a dick

Tired of being a virgin - no problem! I'll fuck you and be your first

She was a virgin, and now she's a creampie. But it's a secret that I fucked her

Get your dick out and fuck it or you'll be a virgin in the Friendzone